User:Narc/Forum Whiners Unite

-- by "Curzon Dax" of Eve.

Forum Whiners Unite!

You're a mean one, CCP, Your mods lock all my threads! They moderate my forum whines, Your filter reads between the lines, CCP...

I have 37 accounts and if I don't get a dev response I'm gonna... Cancel them all!

You're a monster, CCP, You've nerfed all my ships! My nano-boat is far too slow, My drones don't know which way to go, CCP...

Level 5 missions suck, I wouldn't touch one with a... 39 and a half foot pole!

You're a vile one, CCP, Amarr ships need some lo-ove! We know you've never played Amarr, You laugh and snicker from afar, CCP...

Given the choice between a faction-fit Armageddon and a Velator... Hm... I'd take the Velator.

You're a foul one, CCP, I just got suicide ganked! This high-sec isn't safe a bit, Fix it or I'm gonna quit, CCP...

The three words that best describe my whine are "hax, ganks, 'sploits".

You're a rotter, CCP, The GMs took my ISK! I didn't buy it, it was mine, So here I am to forum whine, CCP...

Yes, I know I'm only three weeks old but I earned that 2 billion ISK mining, And if I don't get it back, not only are my 37 accounts getting cancelled, but I have 183 friends with 3 accounts *each* who will quit in protest, too!

And I hate you, CCP, I just desynced and died! There were a thousand ships in my blob, We needed that many to try to fight BoB, CCP...

Do what I whine about, or... I'll quit!

CCP!