User:Narc/Forum Whiners Unite

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-- by "Curzon Dax" of Eve.

Forum Whiners Unite!

You're a mean one, CCP,
Your mods lock all my threads!
They moderate my forum whines,
Your filter reads between the lines,
CCP...

I have 37 accounts and if I don't get a dev response I'm gonna...
Cancel them all!

You're a monster, CCP,
You've nerfed all my ships!
My nano-boat is far too slow,
My drones don't know which way to go,
CCP...

Level 5 missions suck, I wouldn't touch one with a...
39 and a half foot pole!

You're a vile one, CCP,
Amarr ships need some lo-ove!
We know you've never played Amarr,
You laugh and snicker from afar,
CCP...

Given the choice between a faction-fit Armageddon and a Velator...
Hm...
I'd take the Velator.

You're a foul one, CCP,
I just got suicide ganked!
This high-sec isn't safe a bit,
Fix it or I'm gonna quit,
CCP...

The three words that best describe my whine are "hax, ganks, 'sploits".

You're a rotter, CCP,
The GMs took my ISK!
I didn't buy it, it was mine,
So here I am to forum whine,
CCP...

Yes, I know I'm only three weeks old but I earned that 2 billion ISK mining,
And if I don't get it back, not only are my 37 accounts getting cancelled, but I have 183 friends with 3 accounts *each* who will quit in protest, too!

And I hate you, CCP,
I just desynced and died!
There were a thousand ships in my blob,
We needed that many to try to fight BoB,
CCP...

Do what I whine about, or... I'll quit!

CCP!